Was Jack On Time Today?

1 C frozen strawberries

1/2 C blueberries

1/2 C orange juice

2 tbs peanut butter

1 small scoop protein powder

1/2 C ice

1 Apple iPhone (new or used)

1/2 tsp distraction

1/2 tsp irritation

1/4 tsp ADHD

In a large blender, mix the fruit, peanut butter, juice, powder and ice. Blend so no large chunks remain and pour into a cup. Make sure the cup does not come with a cover! Mix the portions of distraction, irritation and ADHD inside one middle-aged, balding, late-for-work, radio personality until foaming. Once the foam can hold solid peaks, drop iPhone into smoothie and enjoy.

Beats this smoothie!

Why? Election fixing, perhaps?

We'll never know, will we.